Whether it creates good taste is arbitrary.
Remain calm. It’s only a catastrophe.
Per your request, here is my revised resume.
But like Patrick Bateman, no one will take me seriously.
Marilyn didn’t need no palm reader to know what was in store for her.
Depends on who’s saying it.
As a homeless person, this is how I’ve learned to knock on people’s doors.
Ke$ha’s toilet.
What I look like after I come back from a visit to my planet.
LANA DEL REYISM #113